Synopsis:
As the two biggest groupies of the band HamstaPowah, Sam and J'Aime have made a habit of wandering the countryside from showtime to showtime, and this day was no exception. A misunderstanding has led them into a bit of trouble, however, as they become lost in the incredibly samey Expanse of Green and Endless Hills. Fortunately, a merchant passes by in his wagon, making way for Crosond, which is quite conviniently the duo's destination. The merchant introduces himself as Hickory, who specializes in snail dung fertilizer and really seems to be a hick without a clue. Hickory agrees to give the kids a ride in exchange for pulling their weight, but they don't seem to be the only ones under the squirrel's employ...
"Sue me. A ride's a ride!" - J'Aime (page 4)